User:Disturbd
[Kayleigh Garner's] rapid rise to fame was surely an overnight phenomenon. In fact, it was so overnight it came and went before anyone noticed and she returned to normality within hours, maybe even minutes. Single-handedly facing the gimps in her hometown of Hull, she was cruelly defeated by the majority and now has to suffer the indignity of being surrounded by them on a day-to-day basis. She will be truely forgotten by most with the exception of a slogan-stealing, emo girl known only as "The Tosser". She served her time as his source of annoyance and his dictionary and they wasted many an hour listening to music that reminded them of nothing but each other and their sad, boring lives.
